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Brittney

Brittney

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I need a good laugh today. Let's hear you most embarrassing/funny moment(s):

Mine would have to be when I was out on a date with this REALLY attractive guy and I was sooooo nervous. I wanted to drive, so we got in the car, and my ipod was running....... Backstreet Boys "I want it that way" came on, and I started singing forgetting he was in my truck with me....... I later stopped, and looked over because I wondered if he noticed....I see him mouthing the words and dancing a bit.......:laughitup: I still haven't told him that I know he likes the backstreet boys :)
 
While in elementary school, all the 5th graders are allowed to go on a field trip to the Outer Banks right before the end of school. Well, it was March of my 5th grade year and pretty darn cold. I'm sure it had snowed right before we went to the beach, but we couldn't go during the summer because school would be out. Well, the beach trip went very well, other than the fact that I had a bit of an 'Uh-Oh'. Well, we rode down to Cape Hatteras at the bottom of the Outer Banks. At the time, the lighthouse was in the process of being situated from its move and no one was allowed in the lighthouse itself, so we all walked down to the original spot on the beach. In the process, I bent over to pick up a seashell and my pants ripped from the back of my knee, all the way up my butt. I'm talking, a rip the size of a grand canyon. No one saw it, but I ran back to the bus and all I could find were a pair of shorts I had brought. Well, it was raining and about 20 degrees outside, but I had no choice. I stayed on the bus because I was so embarassed, I couldn't walk back out and let everyone see me in shorts. So, when everyone gets back on the bus and they realize what happened, I gained the name 'SpongeBob Splitpants'. The next stop was Jockey's Ridge - sand dunes with tons of wind. I wasn't allowed to stay on the bus, so I had to stand on the top the largest dune in history it seemed, in 20 degree weather, in shorts. It was seriously the worst day of my life.
 
I have a habit of saying exactly the wrong thing. This is just one example..
When I was first dating my husband he took me to his house to meet his family. I was sitting talking with his brothers for a while, and one brother, Daniel, kept making me repeat myself. I thought he was not paying attention to the conversation and just jumping in sometimes to make me repeat what I said, which I felt was rude. So, after a while of this, I finally got frustrated and said, jokingly, "Gosh, Daniel, are you deaf or something?!" To which he responded, very seriously "I have a hearing problem." It turns out my then-boyfriend had neglected to tell me his brother was 50% deaf in one ear and nearly 90% deaf in the other!!! I felt like such a b@#!*

I also have a tendency to switch letters in words when I am talking, like saying "crane plash" instead of "plane crash". This led to a very embarassing situation when I went to Fuddrucker's and ordered a Mother Fuddrucker's cookie. Of course, I said Mother RuddF*#@er's. The worst part was when the little kid in line behind me turned to his mom and pointed out that I had said a bad word!
 
Hmm I've had a couple but the one I will share is first day of school 8th grade. New school--Gilmore Junior High. I thought I was so cool in my high heeled clogs and denim jumpsuit with my new Dorothy Hamill short hair cut. The school only had 4 staircases so pretty busy. I feel all the way down one set and landed on top of Ron Wilson the boy I had a crush on since the 2nd grade! Needless to say I squished him and my pride in the process!
 
Well, being the person that I am (very clutzy)... I have had quite a few embarrassing moments, LOL.

To start, I always liked to slide down my banister. Every time I did, I was wearing jeans so I'd go down pretty slowly. One time I decided to do it FORGETTING I had silk pj pants on. Needless to say, I flew down the banister at an alarming speed and ended up on my butt at the bottom of the steps. Everyone LAUGHED thier butts off, LOL.

Another time I was sitting in my comp chair and decided to put my head back and closed my eyes because I had a headache. Well suddenly the chair flew back wards... LOL

Another---> We have a small area rug in front of our bath tub. Well, one time I was in the bathroom and just started to open the door and my aunt decided to pop her head in and say "HEY". It scared me, so I jumped backward and ended up slipping on the rug and flew on my back. I was laughing sooo hystarically because I could just imagine what I looked like.

When I was in Kindergarden and sitting on the highest stage bench with the other kids rehersing for the christmas musical/chorus play. Well next to me was a really smelly kid so I kept scooting over, not realising how close to the edge I was and ended up falling off (it was only a 4ft fall) (don't worry I didn't get hurt). All the kids laughed, I cried... but now that I look back it was kinda funny, but embarrasing.
 
While hanging out with a guy that I liked but wasn't going to do anything *remotely* romantic/adult with b/c I was seeing someone else, we ended up playing rock-paper-scissors to pick a movie to watch, which turned into a wrestling match when he decided to cheat and tickle me, which ended up with me on the floor and starting to lose my halter top (it was 90+ degrees without air conditioning in the dorm) because I'm way too ticklish for my own good.

Cue me trying to hitch the top up without showing any more cleavage... and then losing my shirt all together. *POP* surprise flashing!
 
Cue me trying to hitch the top up without showing any more cleavage... and then losing my shirt all together. *POP* surprise flashing!
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Reminds me of something that happened to my aunt once. We were all at a water park. She was wearing a halter type bikini top. She went down a slide and the tie got snagged on something just enough to come undone and well, her top ended up at the bottom before she did. Talk about embarrasing!

I've had way too many embarrassing moments to pick a top one, but here's one. I was visiting my older sister who lives out of state. She introduced me to a few friends of hers and a 30-ish year old guy walks up and says, "Wow, you look too young to be Sarah's mother." I think I was 19 or 20 at the time. I've always looked a bit older than I am, but not 20 years older! I just forced a smile and said "That's because I'm her younger sister" and walked away. He was really embarrassed and apologized later, sticking his foot his mouth several times in the process. I've seen him several times since. He's really a nice person, but he always says the wrong thing. Every time I see him, he always starts out "Remember me, I'm the guy who thought you were Sarah's mother."
 
At the end of the year our school goes to church.
And some students sing or talk at the altar.
Appearently I wasn't paying attention but the guys decided to pull the annual joke with me.

Suddenly they said: Oy it's your turn!! (to go to the front)
But I wasn't even supposed to go!

So me completely confused went to the altar.
Everybody stared (200 people) at me.

I was like: "Oooooooooh ****"
 
Well...I think my most embarrassing stories have to do with dull objects. I'm very dangerous to myself in them.

About 4 years ago we were having a pool party. Being a moody teenager I was already upset with my mother for telling me what to do. She came in to tell me that one of my chinchilla's water bottles was empty and to go fill it up. I fought her for a while on it because I had just filled the bottles the night before so none of them should be empty. I finally gave in and went to check on the water bottles. Lo and behold a bottle was empty, but not just ANY bottle. The bottle of the one chinchilla that despised the air I breather and bit me everytime I got too close or sprayed me if I leaned near her cage. She had chewed a hole in her bottle and spilled it all over her cage. Now, thoroughly angry, I grabbed a new bottle while grumbling to myself and was going to tape it with duct tape only to find my duct tape missing. So I grab my electrical tape and look for the scissors...no scissors. Angry beyond reason I grab a butter knife..yes...a butter knife and proceed to saw through the electrical tape. I succeeded and the knife went straight past the tape and into my finger. I punched a hole in my hand with a butter knife. An embarrassing rehash of details and two stitches later I was taken to class where I couldn't hold a pencil because my hand was still numb and my friend had to write my notes for me. *sigh*

The other one was when I was about 9 and knew nothing of human anatomy. I was playing soccer and strained a muscle in my side. It was difficult to breathe so I got off the field and when my family asked what was wrong I promptly responded "I think I pulled a lung." To this day...I still hear about that...
 
I have been lucky throughout my life and haven't really had anything majorly embarrassing happen to me. I will say though, I am living vicariously through you guys because some of these are really funny. :p
 
Oh I can think of several really great ones I've done over the years. This one is on the top of the list.
Over the years I've managed to lock myself out of the car several times and lock myself out of the house once. When I lock myself out of my car its always been far away from my home. I've paid a locksmith to open it up in "no-where-ville" and I broke the door down in the garage once. I will say in the last eight years I've not locked myself out of anything. :hilarious:
The husband and my daughter were going out to shop. We only had one key to lock the house. The other was still at the petsitters. He drove away with the key and it dawned on me that the house was locked! I had my car key and drove after him in a panic and raced up to them. I told him I didn't have a key to get into the house!!! He looked at me and said, "Alex you can get into the house with the combination on the garage door." Sometimes if I had half a brain I'd be dangerous. :duh:
 
I was an RA at the university. I just woke up so I had these little itty bitty shorts and a small shirt on and was sitting on the couch. Well all of a sudden I hear "Whoop whoop whoop!" it was the alarm and my first thought was "If anyone pulled the e-cord THIS early in the morning and it wasnt for a real emergency Im handing out tickets!" And I ran to the back room to grab my tickets.. put them in my mouth with a pen and threw my shorts off and grabbed pants and put them on as Im running down the hall of my apartment room.. And I throw open the door.. and people are outside in the breezeway and I look down and my pants are down at my knees with my butt hanging out.. BTW totally was wearing a thong so they saw it all! I literally had to stop and pull everything up and recollect before I can start climbing stairs to find the emergency.

So I finally find it. One of my residents set a taco shell on fire in her apartment.. Very tiny and I put it out with an extinguisher. But we still had to call the fire department and evacuate the whole building (96 residents). So I sweating like a pig because its 800* outside and I had to run stairs getting people out of their rooms and the fire department pulls up. (Im not sure if some of you guys remember that my dad is a fire fighter) Well dad and all his hot fire fighter buds came out to work the fire in MY building! They all looked at me and told University PD it was all clear that they know Im a bad cook and it was probably all my fault no harm done. Just to get a good laugh.. THANKS! Well after they did the build inspection.. making sure everyone was out and there was no fire dad comes down stairs puts his arm around me.. and whispers "I checked your room... you didnt hide that hedgehog well enough" and as he is loading up in the truck to leave he yells back.. "Oh yea Mel! CLEAN YOUR ROOM!"

Now that I think of it the department was there for most of my embarrassing moments.

Another time.. I called dad and asked for help one time when my car wouldnt start.. Instead of him coming.. He sent "one of the guys to help" Well I was sitting outside waiting for him to come and I see lights and hear sirens coming around the corner.. Im here thinking there is an emergency. Nope! They pulled up in front of me.. The Fire truck, the chief SUV, the ambulance, and a utility truck. All just to jump my car. REALLY?! And of course.. Gotta love human morbid curiosity, everyone in earshot of the truck was outside watching.
 
One of mine happened a few months ago at a friends wedding reception. It was the end of the night, and my best friend and I were talking to two of the groomsmen. One we had met several times before, the other we've never met until that day when I had to walk with him as we were paired together(he had to work, and couldn't make it to the rehesearal the night before). Anyway, at the end of the night after we all had a few drinks in us-- we were standing around chit-chatting. My friend and I are in strapless dresses, something that not one of us girls really should have been wearing (most were bigger girls, and I have watermelons for breasts). She decided she was going to either lift me up by putting her hands under my arms and lifting, or crack my back--can't remember which. Anyway, as she decided to pull up-- *I* went up, but somehow my DRESS didn't move-- and my breasts came FLYING out of my BRA AND DRESS! I turned 30 shades of red, and walked away..... I am now dating the kid I walked down the aisle with at my friends wedding, and flashed after knowing him only a few hours...he swears he happened to be looking away at the time--but the other guy got a full show *sigh*
 
most of my embarrassing moments are alcohol related heheh. Here's a small selection...

1. Met a cute guy at an outdoor party. We talked (and drank) for a while, then he leaned in and gave me an amazing first kiss. Trying to be all cool I smiled and told him I was gonna top up my glass. Walking seductively away I smashed face first into the CLOSED glass patio door... I fell on my butt, bloodied my nose and everything. Everyone at the party (including cute guy) was laughing at me. AAARGHHH!!

2. First date with a cute guy (different cute guy lol). We went to a bar, and he kept buying me drinks. Me being me, I kept knocking them back...so he bought more. At 3am he wandered into the ladies room as I'd been missing for three quarters of an hour. He had to unwrap me from around the toilet bowl and carry me home....I barfed the whole way. Oddly enough he did ask me out again!!

3. Third date with yet another cute guy. Half a bottle of vodka later and I was feeling pretty queasy. I excused myself from the party we were attending and went to sit in the guy's car outside, hoping to clear my head. Well instead I cleared my stomach....all over the bonnet of the guy's car. And when he came to find me, he ended up leaning in it :vomit:
Now that guy I never heard from again lol!!

Oh, I used to be such a booze hag!!!
 
i was on a field trip and i went to go sit down on the side walk and i felt something wet and squishy turns out......I SAT ON A FROG!!!!!!! it was sooo gross!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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