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I'll share what I sometimes do on the weekends. 5 days a week, I am a phone monkey for a magazine fulfillment house, but on the weekends, I am free to do my own business. Which is children's entertainment for parties and events. I commissioned a costume maker to create the ultimate dream any little girl could desire. To see a "living" unicorn. I go to parties and events, entertain the kids, give rides, etc. I also go to conventions and events on my own just for the fun of it with her. My unicorn's name is Mia.

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I also got to meet Peter S. Beagle, author of Last Unicorn. He loved Mia!
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To see video of the unicorn in motion go here: http://www.youtube.com/user/Creaturiffic

For those wondering, the suit cost over $2500. How it works is, my head is in the neck, I see out the collar, which is really mesh/screen. My arms are on stilts in the front legs. The suit is strong enough to bare my weight, plus the weight of a child, when I let one ride my back. The back legs are my legs. I am stooped over the whole time, but it doesn't bother my back at all. What bothers me is just the heat. Its hot with the fur on, plus moving in that position takes about 3 times as much energy. But then I get into character and go all stupid sometimes. I start running around. Chasing people, being chased, just showing off, and then I have to stop and beat myself for doing that, but I am too out of breath. I also like when I hear people say, "there are two people in it." I rear up on the hind legs and then look at their faces as they try to figure out how the person in the back supports the person in the front. The biggest comment I get is..."Is it a robot/animatronic?" Which tickles me pink because the whole concept of this suit was so you can't see the person. Kids see Mickey Mouse and they can tell a human is in there. Its like when I was a kid watching Sesame Street. I knew they were puppets, but Barkley, he was REAL.

For those wondering, she made my suit: http://www.beastcub.com/

And I'm not done yet. Beastcub is going to make me a saber-tooth cat. Also 4-legged, but different from the one she already made. After that, it will be a raptor. Then a pit bull (two legs), cat (2 legs), and finally a dragon (4 legs).
 
Yes, I do a lot of charity events. I did two Relays, two weekends a row. I walked the track in the suit. Plus like 4 conventions and a gig at the museum. I ended up wearing that suit for 8 weekends in a row. When I finally got weekend off, I think I just slept through it, lol
 
I'm not petite or muscular either. I'm fat. I'm trying to lose weight so its easier on me. In all truth though. Working in that for 30 minutes is the equivalent of a 2 hour workout. I work my arms, shoulders, back, legs and neck. People hug me and tell me the heat is radiating off me, lol.
 
Wow! That's awesome! I can imagine you'd get a pretty good work out moving around in there.
 
Thanks all for the nice words. :kiss: I haven't done a renn faire yet, but there is one coming up early next year I will do. I have to pick and choose where I go with it.

If its an indoor event, then year round I can do it.

If its outdoor and its either raining or summer, I have to avoid it. I did the St. Patty's Day Parade and that was springtime and I felt like I may die. I just did an event with Bob Evans last month and that was stupid. One of the other people in a suit passed out. It was quite bizarre seeing a gigantic dog laid out on the ground and a unicorn standing over it, yelling, "Are you okay? Get the head off quick! Get her some water! A chair!" They'll be talking about me for years LOL. She was ok, the moment they got the head off, she woke up. She went home. But it was a wake up call for me, that I need to be careful. I do have an ice vest that keeps me 10-15 degrees cooler, but still, if its 80 degrees out, its about 90-100 in the suit. I live in Florida too. So we have only two seasons. Summer and January.
 
lol. I know its dangerous and its bad to be laughing at someone passing out but that imagery of you guys in your costumes like that is funny.
 
That's awesome! And you get an award for distracting me for the longest ever with an off-site page. :D

I do think you're nuts for doing that in Florida though, good lord it's hot here. Ever considered taking on some fairs in Seattle or Portland?
 
Believe me, I was laughing later. That must have been a site for the EMTs when they came over :D

And yeah, I'm nuts, but I figured if Disney has two major theme parks in two of the hottest states in the world...how bad can it be?

And actually my suit is far better than anything Disney makes. Disney has ONE fan in the head. I can fit 1-2 fans in the head. Plus fans in the front legs. And I use my ice vest. Plus I also have a Camelbak hydration pack. I put ice and water in that, and then drink it while in the suit, helps me to keep the illusion in front of the crowd, but also be able to stay hydrated. All Disney characters get, is that fan in the head. And I worked for Disney...I'll tell you, this girl who makes these suits....Disney's got nothing on her. I keep telling her she should be working for Jim Henson productions or something.

And yes, her page is very distracting. I spend hours there all the time. She has a youtube too!
http://www.youtube.com/user/theBeastcub

And believe me....I am dying for her to make me a hedgehog suit! But that will have to wait :D

For parties and events I am hired for, I am sure to keep in suit and give cues to my spotter, which is usually a friend or family member helping me out that I need a breather. We get to a safe zone away from kids and I take off the head and get cooled down. The head is worse for heat than the body. I am in a constant battle with sweat.

At conventions though, I will walk on two legs or walk with the head off. On two legs, even with the head off, I can cool down. But there are times, I can feel my heart thumping hard. When I stand on two legs, I am 8ft tall. Its quit an imposing and silly thing to see.

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Those are amazing suites! I couldn't imagine spending all day in your unicorn though. lol. I bet you make those kids so happy!

You're amazing:thumbsup:
 
Thanks! The kids do go nuts. But so do the adults, lol. The longest I have been in the full suit was 4 hours, but that was with times on two legs, during a convention. For parties, I am there 30 minutes to a hour. Events, 30 minutes straight or 15 minute intervals throughout the day, with breaks between so I can cool down. If I do that, I can go 8 hours+
 
Sorry, no rentals lol I've had that request seriously locally, but I deny them. There are several reasons for this.

1.) I only wear it. Which means, only I sweat in it. The suit isn't easy to clean. And it would be a bit gross for others to wear it. Heat stroke not only can make you pass out, it can make you vomit too. So far, no vomit in my suit and I like it that way, lol
2.) Its too expensive. No amount I charge will cover should it be stolen or damaged. No one is going to sign a contract either saying they will give me $2700 to replace it.
3.) I know this may sound weird/gross....but people think when you are in a costume you are open to be sexually abused.

I'll explain more about #3. Several times, I have had people touch me in my private parts, mainly my rear end. Both with their hands and had people, both guys and girls, ask or attempt to hump me. Laugh if you must, but no matter what, I am still a human being. If I wasn't in a suit and someone started to grope me, people would be all telling me to press charges. Recently a man at Disney World grabbed Minnie Mouse's breasts. There are pics of it and several times the girl in the suit pushed his hand away and finally got away from him. He was arrested, charged, and convicted of a sex crime. He thinks it was no big deal. It is. Especially since I run a children's business. All I need is one picture or video of some idiot humping me, and no parent will want some sexed up furry at their kids 4th birthday party. CSI did plenty of damage to the furry community and since I am working with kids, I feel like an ambassador to try and change the perception the media has created.
BTW, just for giggles...
A bunch of girls started smacking my butt during a picture opportunity, I reared up on two legs, turned on them and landed on all four, lowered my hand, stomped my front hoof and charged. I scattered them, chased them off and ran off.
A guy who started humping me, I mule kicked him in the groin.
And one guy who kept following me around begging me to take a picture with him in some sexual position, I finally stood up on two legs, 8ft tall, remember....and made the head look down at him and told him if he didn't leave me alone I was gonna shove my horn where the sun don't shine.

I am a peaceful unicorn, but if you push me, I'm gonna ram ya :p
 
WOw that's pretty neat! I've always wanted to see a life like animal suit. those suits at disney are really stupid looking.

LOL that last post, Im sorry you have to go through that kind of stuff, but what you made is so awsome!
 
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