Mouse in my pants...

[Riven]

Carol was acting like a fool with some ants in her pants!

 

[6Dusters]

I have a good one to tell.

My daughter and I are walking through the grocery store and I felt something needle my behind. Needle me hard too! We had just walked into the store just a minute or two before that. My first thought was ground hornet. Felt just like that sting to my face some years back.

Well the pain stops but still "smarts". I've already reached behind me and given my jeans a good pinch. ( to kill it ) As its not like you can reach in your pants and just pull it out in the middle of the store. At this point I'm thinking its a good idea to head to the ladies room. Couple steps more and its back!!! OH!!, I say kind of loud to my daughter. Something it biting me in my pants!!! My mind tells me I need to get ahold of this deamonic stinger in my pants and snuff him! So I reach behind me and grab my butt. No sympathy from my 11 year old. She's laughing. So I look around and swing into an isle of no people and reach down the pants. It's a wood sliver from chinchilla bedding. :impatient:

My daughter was all too happy to relive the entire physical show to my husband when he came home. ( rolls eyes )

 

[Annieo]

OMG, that's too funny!

When I was in high school, I was walking down a tree-lined street. I had a front button shirt on. From a tree, one of those giant fuzzy caterpillars fell...right down my shirt. I looked and saw it was stuck in my bra shelf. I screamed, pulled my bra out and the thing slid down into my jeans. I ran to the nearest bathroom and took everything off and never found it. I ended up calling the hospital because I was sure he had gotten down my pants and crawled up my....you know. I was told it was too acidic for it to live even if it did go there, which is probably didn't. More than likely it felt out my pants leg at some point. I had nightmares for days.

 

[addictedtochins]

Annie, caterpillars have a 34 years gestation period so you better get ready and buy some cute lil clothes and set up a crib. :expecting: :crib:

 

[chinnychinchinchilla]

these stories are too funny!
one day when i was little i was wearing yellow sweat pants and went over to my neighbors house to play. we were in the back yard and playing with dolls. after a while we went and rode bikes. i noticed that ants kept crawling on the handle bars. i look down and my yellow sweat pants were now black with ants, and i mean completely black. i scream and run straight home, strip my clothes off and jump in the shower. i must have sat in an ant pile and not noticed while i was playing. luckily they wernt the evil fire ants we have here, and i barely got bit. still gives me the shivers to think about. :confused2:

 

[Annieo]

Annie, caterpillars have a 34 years gestation period so you better get ready and buy some cute lil clothes and set up a crib. :expecting: :crib:

Super...let the nightmares begin again.

 

[eroomlorac]

OMG, that's too funny!

When I was in high school, I was walking down a tree-lined street. I had a front button shirt on. From a tree, one of those giant fuzzy caterpillars fell...right down my shirt. I looked and saw it was stuck in my bra shelf. I screamed, pulled my bra out and the thing slid down into my jeans. I ran to the nearest bathroom and took everything off and never found it. I ended up calling the hospital because I was sure he had gotten down my pants and crawled up my....you know. I was told it was too acidic for it to live even if it did go there, which is probably didn't. More than likely it felt out my pants leg at some point. I had nightmares for days.

ROFL!!! We love getting those kinds of calls at the hospital. Sorry, it's just too funny but I know it wasn't funny to you. :hilarious:

 

[ruoc]

Holy classic cat response, I love it! Our cat would rather hunt dogs then mice any day, I'm not joking the neighbors boxers are terrified of Aldo lol.

 

[caiti]

I have a little building that is sealed as much as humanely possible.

Yea, mice can get anywhere. I volunteer at a lab at my school and I take care of birds. The part of the building that the lab is in has bird rooms, mouse rooms, rat rooms and hamster rooms. I was washing cage trays one day in the procedure room and I saw a brown mouse scurry across the floor. I looked at it and it looked like a field mouse, and lab mice are usually white. The mouse snuck away behind a cabinet and I left a note and sealed off the room.

I asked a couple days later and we don't have brown mice in our lab...the mouse got into a closed lab you need a university ID that has lab access to open and is designed to be sure no animals get in or out. Mice are crazy. Crazy, I tell you...

EDIT: I just realized there's a third page to this thread!! Haha, I am crying from you guys' stories!! Annie--don't fret I think you would notice if you um, were violated by a caterpillar...they're spiky...just sayin...

 

[3CsMommy]

All these ants/bugs stories are giving me the willies! Suddenly I feel very lucky that the worst thing I've ever fished out of my clothing is the occasional crumb down the shirt and a few random chin poos out of my shoes. I have, however, had paper wasps (two of them!) tangled in my hair, and I'm deathly allergic to stings.