Gzifa

[Claire D]

"Hello? Can anyone help me get out of this cage?"

"Oh woe is me, stuck in this cage, all by myself......"

"Ok..... email account ....... check ........ human's credit card details ...... check ....... chinchilla shopping list ....... check ........
Dear Shelly,
Are we still on for world domination next week?
Chinny nose rubs,
Gzifa

Oops! She spotted me"

 

[Brittany]

Oh Gzifa! You and Shelly are too much!

 

[cindyv3737]

Dear Gzifa,

Great news! I just found out my mom is going to be at someplace called San Francisco next weekend. You should come visit me then. We can plot our world domination AND get rid of my pesky sisters.

Then she is going to the Windy City. I don't know what that is, but I hope all the wind does not give her a URI. I'll come visit you on that weekend. It will be exciting! Mom keeps telling me to behave while she is gone. She's silly. I plan on throwing a party when she is gone.

I'll text you soon. I hear my mom walking down the hall.

Nose rubs,

Shelly

 

[Claire D]

Uh-oh! Look out world.

 

[cindyv3737]

Gzifa and Shelly will take over the world!

 

[tcraighenry]

She has such a great little personality!

 

[Claire D]

How my evening went by Gzifa ..........

Why am I still in here? I come out now, yes?

I found that I could get on the ironing board the human had left out (it was only a quick hop off the arm of the sofa too - result!) and I was looking very please with myself. The iron was interesting ...... and then I found some other interesting things which the human had taken out of her work trouser pockets - ID badge, pen, office keys, money .........

Apparently, nibbling on a £10 note is bad. I disagree. The corner tasted quite good.

According to the human, eating money is not helpful and when she saw what I was doing I was quickly captured and put back in my cage.....

The human says I have very expensive tastes and wonders if I will poop change now. She thought that was funny - I don't get it?

 

[cindyv3737]

I'll come rescue you! My mom is at the airport. She's going to be gone for 4 whole days. You can hide out from your human at my house. We can throw things at my sisters.

Shelly