Worst Gift?

[stephysaurusrexx]

i don't think i've ever gotten a gift that was horrible or bad in that sense. however i have gotten some weird and pointless ones.

i have never worn makeup, i don't really have a reason/excuse other than the fact that i just don't like it. i'm not the prettiest **** in the world, but i don't think i need it or anything. well, i think it really breaks my aunt's heart that i don't wear it, because EVERY year at Christmas i get a huuuge box filled with makeup of any and all kinds. =/ needless to say i give it all to my younger sister, who loves makeup like it was her child.

i have nooo idea how this became a gift idea..but when i was 13 my grandparents bought me a glass parmasean cheese shaker for my christmas stocking - like the one's they have in pizza hut. i was the only one that got that as a gift (or anything like it!) and they were so excited about it >.>

 

[nicky]

The two worst gifts I have ever received:
1) a Zoloft (the antidpressant) picture fram. One that the doctor's office would hand out for free from the pharmacy reps. It said Zolost accross the top with a picture of that round face that you see on tv bouncing around. That was pretty bad! And no it was an honest gift, not a joke!
2) Last year was my son's first christmas, so my grandma (God bless her, she's 87) gave my son a pink zip up outfit with a matching pink baby head band with a bow! I told her thank you, and of course my 10 year old had to chim in " GG! That's for *****! It even has a thing for a ***** head! Why would you buy that for Chad?" That was quite the ackward moment. My Grandma replied "Well boys can wear pink too" Which I gladly agreed with her and moved on.

 

[aznmexaggie]

The worst gift I ever received was from an ex... this was a long tie ago... but for Christmas he gave me a book cover and two book marks.

 

[6Dusters]

Years ago my ex fiance gave me a cake and balloons for my birthday. He came through the door with the cake box and proceeded to tell me that he had some person make the cake personally. I was very excited indeed. I opened the cake box and saw a cake that would of made anyone freak. It was chocolate brown with canary yellow flowers and lettering. And it looked like a 10 year old frosted it. Then he proceeded to announce it was chocolate. Wondering what the problem was here? I HATE FRIGGEN CHOCOLATE CAKE!! :realmad: The cake went to the dumpster. And the balloons were sent free. I was free of him several months later.

 

[ABBY W.]

I once got a bunch of bottles of scented lotion from my aunt for christmas. This would be nice except I am very allergic to anything scented (lotion, perfume, even scented shaving cream!) The kicker was when I realized most of them were half empty. The woman brought me USED beauty products that I was allergic to!!!

The same aunt the next year cleaned out her closet and brought all of her old clothes to me, figuring I would want them. She is 4'10" and wears a size 2, I am 5'2" and am not even going to tell you my size. So, of course, nothing even came close to fitting me, and to top it off, her cat had peed on everything in the bag and she didn't bother to wash it before she brought it to my house!

 

[Olallie]

oh my gosh abby, the cat pee thing, thats pretty bad i feel for you. One time my dad's cat used my suitcase as a litter box, needless to say that cat was never allowed in my room by itself again.

last year my aunt gave me a pair of booties this horribly ugly color, made by an old woman she met at a grocery store.... THey are pretty uncomfortable...

 

[suzi1780]

omg these are all so funny! I have been sitting here laughing my bum off!!

 

[BooBoo*TheKiddo*]

omg these are all so funny! I have been sitting here laughing my bum off!!

As have I. They are pretty great.

Once my aunt got me and my four siblings one of those boxes of sauages and chesses lol

 

[Newt]

We have a "secret santa" at work. One year I unwrapped my gift and found a teeny tiny red-n-gold t-shirt.
Now I used to be quite thin, but that year I'd gained a LOT of weight, and the only thing I could think of was that my secret gift giver had assumed I was eating for two....and judging by clapping that ensued when I opened my pressie, plenty of my other coworkers were thinking the same way.

Speechless, and pressured by the crowd, I "modelled" the little t-shirt on my newly rounded belly.... until finally I was capable of explaining that I wasnt actually pregnant....

Cue a very red-faced **** (my secret santa lol) who explained to us all that the "baby t-shirt" was actually meant as some sort of decorative xmas table-thingy for going over wine bottles....

I hit the wine bottles myself very shortly after, heheheheh

 

[AnimalsR4Me]

Did ya at least use the wine bottle decorative shirt for the wine? LOL! Wow....Idk what the heck I woulda done in your position. Probably cried, which would have just reinforced the "shes pregnant" theories, lol.

 

[Newt]

hahah no the "little t-shirt" went into a drawer in the kitchen and has never seen the light of day since!!
And I didnt cry....I just got very drunk!!!

 

[Sheena]

Ouch...The pregnant one had to hurt.
On Valentine's day, I was so excited because I just knew my husband was gonna do something big. Well, he was out all night in his garage working on his snowmobile with his friend Matt, and getting Drunk. He uses the excuse that Valentine's Day is just a made up holiday to get men to spend money. I was like, "So, everyone else gets to celebrate it but me?" He got an earful that night, and that's all he got. lol. Now he makes it a point to remember Valentine's Day and at least get my flowers or something...jerk...

 

[Allyson]

I think it was the Mary-Kate and Ashley's my first make-up kit my sister and I got from an aunt back when we were 19 or so... This **** sees us like 3-4 times a year, has absolutely no type of memory problems, knows her twin grand daughters are only a year older than us, and apparently she thought we were still like 10 or so. Also, just because my sister and I are twins does not mean you have to buy something that is part of a twins little kid product line. :wacko:

And I still get plain white socks EVERY year for Christmas!

 

[Essentia]

You should send me some of those socks! My dryer is always eating them.