No, seriously, chinchillas are creepy freaks. At least mine are. Tia is either staring at me or eating her body weight in hay, and Bessie... well, Bessie needs her own paragraph about her creepiness.
If she's not staring at me, she's hanging upside down between two ledges staring at me and peeping for attention. Then when I go to love her, she generally will hump the heck out of my hands and/or feet. Sometimes she gets them dirty also. She's definitely a female, she has the lady bits, she's just... a freak.
Chinchillas just love to stare, I think.
"LOVE US PLAY WITH US GIVE US TREATS FEED US SPEND ALL OF YOUR MONEY ON US"