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Kung Fu Chinny!
It was a decent action movie, marred only by the bizarre infant squalling during the ostrich races.
Wait, there's no infant in the movie??
WHO BRINGS THEIR INFANT TO A MOVIE LIKE THAT?? Fine, you can't afford a baby sitter - when the kid starts crying leave, don't sit there while it shrieks it's head off for 20 minutes, seriously folks.
I couldn't help but feel that it could have been an awesome action movie if Disney hadn't produced it. It just had that disney camp feel to it and I know the lead actor can do better. I didn't go in with high expectations so was pleasantly surprised.
It had previews for two movies that I do have expectations for - The A team and The Sorcerer's Apprentice. I hate it when they do that. Get you all hyped up, then by the time you get to the movie you'd rather watch the one you saw the preview for.
My only other gripe was the friesian. Seriously, friesian in a desert... as a "fast" getaway mount. What is wrong with you people??
Wait, there's no infant in the movie??
WHO BRINGS THEIR INFANT TO A MOVIE LIKE THAT?? Fine, you can't afford a baby sitter - when the kid starts crying leave, don't sit there while it shrieks it's head off for 20 minutes, seriously folks.
I couldn't help but feel that it could have been an awesome action movie if Disney hadn't produced it. It just had that disney camp feel to it and I know the lead actor can do better. I didn't go in with high expectations so was pleasantly surprised.
It had previews for two movies that I do have expectations for - The A team and The Sorcerer's Apprentice. I hate it when they do that. Get you all hyped up, then by the time you get to the movie you'd rather watch the one you saw the preview for.
My only other gripe was the friesian. Seriously, friesian in a desert... as a "fast" getaway mount. What is wrong with you people??