It's from lack of sleep, lmao. Funny to read that, I wonder if the original post would have made sense?
I've now had a nice nap. I agreed to take in my friend's horse for a "short time" due to her wanting to move her to a new barn - which has now been four weeks. The horse keeps escaping, then walks around my house on the concrete and wakes me up at ungodly hours. Except last night was different as I had pulled her shoes the day before. I kept feeling a 'thump', thinking it was a large critter in my attic/wall above my head. I spent from 1AM to 8AM trying to figure out what the **** it was, loosing my marbles and running around like a headless chicken, jumping out of bed repeatedly (a feat given I sleep on the top portion of a bunk) and when I'd allllmost fall asleep waving my top around thinking it was going to get me.
Turns out it was the horse... again. I called her at 6Am with a good flamer telling her the horse needs to move SOON.
When the horse does stay in I'm tormented by little itty bitty mice making very large noises. Those were out last night too, just secondary to the thumping. I tried trapping them, they're too small. I tried sticking them - they get out. So as of yesterday I've got a bunch of Decon sitting around.
Long story short, I've had very little sleep over the last three weeks and what I do get is in short day naps. I've lost all my marbles, most of my screws, have no bathroom door, and my master bathroom in it's entirety right down to the wax toilet seal is sitting in the master bedroom.
I now understand your racing toilet dilemma. Home Depot had no less than 19 toilets to choose from ranging $89 (I selected this) to $1400.
I have a job interview tomorrow, which is scary as I have definitely fallen off the rocker. Hopefully they have a sense of humor as there is no telling what will come out of my mouth if I don't get a good night's sleep.
That's a small portion of it. The entertaining and not depressing portion anyhow.