Have a laugh!

[Sycamore Chins]

I just had to share this with everyone - I'm always up for a good laugh and this is keeping me very entertained between samples at work!

http://www.cheatingtranslators.com/bad-translator

I typed in "I need to pee" and after 50 translations got "Diabetes"
"No responsibility" --> "Government"


Please share your funnies!

 

[minrex]

Strangely, "I like jam" became "Wedding" after 50.

"My hovercraft is full of eels" became "I went Aerogliseur". Not only is it Frenglish, but aeroglisseur is misspelled. And no mention of Anguilliformes of any type. Disappointing.

 

[Ash]

After 50 translations, "Remote" becomes "Ben"

"never sleep again" becomes "it is a dream"

"It's raining it's pouring the old man is snoring" becomes "If rain ronfl"

 

[caiti]

"The cow says moo" turned into "sea port" after 56.

Turned into "The cow says mu" (my favorite) after 6, and "Acres of cattle that" after 7 translations.

"The republic" turned into "Silence"...weird.

"I like big butts and I cannot lie" turned into "I want to set a good example"...weirder!!

Alicyn...you've ensured my day will be entirely unproductive, haha.

 

[Gabby88]

Hahaha!

I tried some random stuff.

Here's what I typed:

"I love my husband. He's very sexy. I also love my dog. She's such a sweetie pie."

And after 20 translations it turned into:

"I love my wife. It is very interesting. I love my dog. This is my favorite cake."


lmao @ "this is my favorite cake".

 

[Gabby88]

Another:

"It's so hot outside today. I'm very happy my air conditioner is finally working. "

...20 translations later we get:

"Days. I am very pleased with the condition of the past."

 

[ErinsChins]

lol
After 10 translations, "I should be cleaning." turned into ,"I want to clean."

Yeah, riiiight.

 

[Sycamore Chins]

Love them all!!!

 

[Sycamore Chins]

"My dog just had an accident" --> "Dog attacks!"

"The first cat to land on the moon" --> "World new range for dogs" (HUH WHA!?)

"I'm looking forward to relaxing this weekend" --> "At the end of next week, expect" (Time travels fast!)

"Pick me up at the corner" --> "My cup"

"I need to feed my animals before they eat me" --> "There is no reason why animals eat"

"Your face looks funny" --> "It seems strange"

I...need...to...stop!...

 

[addictedtochins]

My chinchilla escaped became My remaining chinchilla
My son is a brat became my baby is sick or ill

 

[Jenn]

After 20 translations, this is what I got...pretty bizarre!

1) I have to take a dump. = I have to pay.
2) My boys are obsessed zombie killers. = I'm obsessed with the boy murderer.
3) I have so many animals, it is like living in a zoo. = I have many animals, including zoos
4) The moon is made of cheese = The surface of the moon is cheese.
5) I like big butts and I cannot lie = I want a good example, I do not lie
6) Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! = Why did the chicken cross the road? If not, it is!

 

[Essentia]

This was my favorite out of the ones I did.

Original text:

"What time do you go to bed?"

...50 translations later we get:

"What is sleep?"

 

[Pikaia]

Oh, wow.. LOL.

Original text: "I have to use the bathroom"

After 20 translations: "I'm bad"

 

[ChinnyMom]

like i need anything extra to help me be oomph-less today! lol.

i typed in "i am enslaved to my Rhino"

40 translations later........

"I is addicted to snuff."

hoo boy.......... lol!

 

[Sandi]

1) I have to take a dump. = I have to pay.

5) I like big butts and I cannot lie = I want a good example, I do not lie

Jenn, just you typing this made me laugh!

 

[Jenn]

Jenn, just you typing this made me laugh!

lol! I was trying to be quite creative!