Brittany_Lynn
I like dinosaurs :3
CHINCHILLA OWNERS
Do you sweep up chinchilla poo daily, and marvel at the seemingly infinite barrage that covers your floors?
Do you wish you could do something great for the environment as an animal lover and care taker?
You are not alone! Hundreds of other chinchilla owners have voiced these opinions.
There is finally a solution to the problem.
Introducing:
The Poo-raca!
Brittany Lynn's (patent pending) "Poo-racas" are environmentally friendly AND they provide a place for your chinchilla poo to be swept up into. They also double as musical instruments!
For a limited time only, you can send $25 to P.O Box 123454321, The City of Townsville, Newsouthyorkshire, USA. Within 7 to 8 weeks, you will receive a recycled "Poo-raca" container! Beautifully hand painted by our master artisans, all you need to complete your Poo-racas are chin poos!
Choose from many different poo-raca designs, such as music notes, poop shapes, things that kind of look like chinchillas, and more! (Betty Boop Poo-racas have been discontinued until further notice)
It's easy, but there are instructions for those confused.
Simply sweep chin-poo into a small area (older poos work best), then shovel them into the Poo-raca funnel (specially made for even the largest chin poo). Hold your finger over the bottom of the funnel until you are holding it over the Poo-raca, then release! Fill the Poo-raca to the suggested line, then screw the cap on tightly.
Now you are ready to have some fun!
Give them to your nieces and nephews, neighbors' and co-workers' children, and become the most talked about person in your social circle immediately*!
Don't delay, order your Poo-raca today!
Poo-raca
inspired by rice filled maracas
"Now that's what I call brown rice!"
*This does not mean the talk will be flattering.
Disclaimer: Brittany Lynn Poo-raca manufacturing company takes no responsibility for any commitment to mental facilities, hospitals, psychiatric help centers, etc that may result from the ordering and home-made assembly of Poo-racas.
_________________________________________________Do you sweep up chinchilla poo daily, and marvel at the seemingly infinite barrage that covers your floors?
Do you wish you could do something great for the environment as an animal lover and care taker?
You are not alone! Hundreds of other chinchilla owners have voiced these opinions.
There is finally a solution to the problem.
Introducing:
The Poo-raca!
Brittany Lynn's (patent pending) "Poo-racas" are environmentally friendly AND they provide a place for your chinchilla poo to be swept up into. They also double as musical instruments!
For a limited time only, you can send $25 to P.O Box 123454321, The City of Townsville, Newsouthyorkshire, USA. Within 7 to 8 weeks, you will receive a recycled "Poo-raca" container! Beautifully hand painted by our master artisans, all you need to complete your Poo-racas are chin poos!
Choose from many different poo-raca designs, such as music notes, poop shapes, things that kind of look like chinchillas, and more! (Betty Boop Poo-racas have been discontinued until further notice)
It's easy, but there are instructions for those confused.
Simply sweep chin-poo into a small area (older poos work best), then shovel them into the Poo-raca funnel (specially made for even the largest chin poo). Hold your finger over the bottom of the funnel until you are holding it over the Poo-raca, then release! Fill the Poo-raca to the suggested line, then screw the cap on tightly.
Now you are ready to have some fun!
Give them to your nieces and nephews, neighbors' and co-workers' children, and become the most talked about person in your social circle immediately*!
Don't delay, order your Poo-raca today!
Poo-raca
inspired by rice filled maracas
"Now that's what I call brown rice!"
*This does not mean the talk will be flattering.
Disclaimer: Brittany Lynn Poo-raca manufacturing company takes no responsibility for any commitment to mental facilities, hospitals, psychiatric help centers, etc that may result from the ordering and home-made assembly of Poo-racas.
(Betty Boop jar is not mine. Snagged from google.)
While I was REALLY bored at work today, this just popped into my head. Let me know what you think of my latest commercial venture. Feel free to place any orders on this thread!
