Pythagoras: Honestly I don't understand why every Mad Scientist or brilliant university professor in every movie in history pays no mind to his hair. Tell me, truthfully, do they think we're all so unkempt? ... Why are you laughing?
Ande: *opens one eye* "You see this angle I'm at? Can you imagine how fast my poo would shoot into your face if I went right now? Yeah, that's what I though. I'm going back to sleep."