Spoof
Kung Fu Chinny!
And I'm not talking about one of Laurie's books!
I remember when it used to be "gross" to sweat, you'd get a little damp under the arms or your feet would sweat.
I remember when seeing sweat spots on someone from the gym made you think they were working really hard.
I remember being in death valley/Vegas at 126 degrees and thinking it wasn't too bad.
Then I moved to this lovely, lush and tropical climate. It redefined "hot" and where and how much one can perspire.
I can tell you it tickles when it runs down your scalp, gathers on your eyebrows and makes a puddle on the ground, joining the puddle made by the horse you're trimming.
I can attest that 30 minutes of working outside will leave no dry piece of clothing on your body. Not your undies, not your shorts/socks/shoes (it runs down your legs and puddles), and certainly not your bra, shirt or gloves! And my does it ever tickle on it's way down from the your top half! We're not talking damp here ladies, dress yourself and step in the shower for five minutes.
Then you've got to come in and peel it off, hear it splat as it hits the floor then towel dry yourself before putting on dry clothing
But I digress, the winters here are lovely!
I was cleaning the chins this morning, wheelbarrowing the shavings out was unusually difficult. So I looked at the temp, pictured below. I can deal with 95 degrees, but this is 95 degrees southern style.
I remember when it used to be "gross" to sweat, you'd get a little damp under the arms or your feet would sweat.
I remember when seeing sweat spots on someone from the gym made you think they were working really hard.
I remember being in death valley/Vegas at 126 degrees and thinking it wasn't too bad.
Then I moved to this lovely, lush and tropical climate. It redefined "hot" and where and how much one can perspire.
I can tell you it tickles when it runs down your scalp, gathers on your eyebrows and makes a puddle on the ground, joining the puddle made by the horse you're trimming.
I can attest that 30 minutes of working outside will leave no dry piece of clothing on your body. Not your undies, not your shorts/socks/shoes (it runs down your legs and puddles), and certainly not your bra, shirt or gloves! And my does it ever tickle on it's way down from the your top half! We're not talking damp here ladies, dress yourself and step in the shower for five minutes.
Then you've got to come in and peel it off, hear it splat as it hits the floor then towel dry yourself before putting on dry clothing
But I digress, the winters here are lovely!
I was cleaning the chins this morning, wheelbarrowing the shavings out was unusually difficult. So I looked at the temp, pictured below. I can deal with 95 degrees, but this is 95 degrees southern style.
