I'm breaking up with my microwave!

[Laurie]

I've had my microwave oven for 25 years. My ex-husband bought it for me as a wedding present. The thing is huge! You could cook a whole turkey in it if you foolish enough to do so!
It still functions even though the light no longer comes on, but as I said THE THING IS HUGE! I just can't see having something so big taking up all that room for heating a can or bag of vegetables! So this is it, I'm breaking up with my microwave. It's the longest relationship I've ever had! My marriage only lasted 6 years for crying out loud. I feel kind of wrong about giving it up when it's never given out on me, but time does have to march on!

 

[mishellyshel]

lol..........that is funny. i have a few appliances that i have had longer than my marriage too!! i am re-engaged so lets see if this one can outlast my breadmaker!

 

[ABBY W.]

Be strong girl. It's for the best!

 

[addictedtochins]

Poor 'ol microwave, Laurie's going through a mid life crisis and wants a "Younger slimmer" microwave.

 

[Chinniechantel]

Poor 'ol microwave, Laurie's going through a mid life crisis and wants a "Younger slimmer" microwave.

:laughitup: so funny, Laurie, you need to make sure he has a safe nice warm place at the dump.

 

[Spoof]

Hey now, some young ladies like those older, rich men. Put him on craigslist! $20!!

 

[lauralynne]

Yep - put it on Craigslist! Then you have more $ for chinnie goodies! LOL
Perhaps you can advertise it as a "turkey cooking size microwave"!

 

[Rickman]

You'll be unhappy with a new, smaller one, as they don't have the features, and "size matters"!
Can't even hide a pan of brownies in my new one, and the defrost only takes ounces! So you've got to figure "16 oz in a lb" stuff! PIA!!