Cute kid stories- please share!

[Chinniechantel]

I just love cute or funny kid stories, and since I have no kids, tell me yours! The funniest one I can think of is when my little brother was 5, he asked if a cattail (sp?) field is where they grew corndogs! Lol, so cute. And when my little sister told her teacher that my parents "went to live in a condom for the weekend."

Ok- share your cute human kid stories.

 

[Jenn1]

oh I have lots my son(hes 4) is sooooo funny and holds nothing back.

These are stories just from the last few days.

We went to Arbys drive thru for lunch I was ordering our food and out of no where my son gets a very serious look on his face and rolls down his window and said "hey mister, Hey Mister? the guy answered and Hayden says Mister are you stuck in that box? do you need me to get you out? who put you in there?" The poor man did not know what to say and I was cracking up.

then we were at k-mart and some man walked by and he had his arm amputated at the elbow and when he walked by Hayden got real serious and said very loudly OMG mom he got his arm chopped off and is still alive. Thank goodness the man was a good sport and cracked up about it.

then we were at walmart Hayden was walking alittle ahead of me but not much and out of no where he turns around and yells back to me "mom, I had to free ball dad did not give me no underware" of course it was a Saturday and we were in the grocery department so imagine how many people turned around and looked at me and giggled lol.

Oh I could go on and on lol.

 

[Cimredopyh]

ROFLMAO! Jenn that is hilarious!

 

[Cassi]

Go on, Jenn! :rofl:

 

[Illini_Girl]

Thanksgiving of last year. My daughter (2 at time) climbed a ladder n went up on the roof of my hubbys aunts house. she snuck out of the house while everyone was cooking n followed the cat up the ladder

 

[Meredith]

I have a funny video of my little boy, Jacob. He's 2 years old and just comes up with the most random words out of nowhere.

In this clip I was trying to get him to tell me about our new house since we were getting ready to move...

http://flickr.com/photos/meredith910/3128768274/

 

[pricklesnquills]

Aw! So cute =)

 

[sunshine]

I teach 4th grade so I have a BUNCH of stories... but the best one this year is from the Pre-K class. There is a little boy who got put into foster care. Well, he came into school with his new foster mom and was proudly showing off his "belt" to everyone who came by... a length of rope. The poor foster mother was mortified, but I told her that he was just excited because his pants usually were around his knees.

Also, my mom was helping make a video of one of the kindergarten teachers teaching a lesson... in the middle of it, this little girl stands up, lifts her skirt, and adjusts the undies and tights.... and it is all caught on tape.

 

[amazonangie]

A few years ago my husband lost weight and had a few stretch marks on his side. We were swimming at a family get together. My 4 year old cousin seriously asked my husband, "Who scratched you? You shouldn't let people scratch you like that!" :rofl:

 

[chinchillalady]

I was asking my son to point to my belly (I ask him to point to his, he finds mine more fascinating) and he lifts up my shirt and said "Who's that?" LOL! He did that when I was still pregnant with Emma.

 

[susansheila]

Warning: Do not leave kids for ONE minute!

When my kids were little (2, 4 and 6), I left them at the kitchen table to do arts & crafts while I went to fold laundry. My 2 year old was in for a nap. I was gone all of 20-30 minutes. When I came back my daughter (6) had no hair and my son (4) had bald spots. And they had glue sticked their hair to their arms and legs. Oh yes, they were being werewolves.

Now the day before my husband let them watch Teen Wolf and I told him not to let them watch it. Um, he didn't listen.

Well, I was horrified, my parents laughed, the teachers laughed and MY husband laughed. I was not seeing the humor because this was right before Christmas and I was worried about Christmas photos. Now looking back I wish I got some pictures, lol.

 

[Cimredopyh]

BWAHAHAHAHA! oh maaaan * wipes tears*