On the Twelfth Day of Christmas,
my Handbag gave to me:
Twelve sticks half eaten,
Eleven Oxbow pellets,
Ten rows of sawgrass,
Nine shards of blue rock,
Eight Goji berries,
Seven shells of rosehips,
Six undrilled twirlies,
Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive cups of poo,
Four cholla sticks...