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Old 06-03-2014, 08:30 PM United States
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Dear World,
I am running away from home.
I ran a lot over the weekend and last night.
I pooped and I ran and I ran through my poop.
I had glorious poopboots.
Then mommy tried to take my poopboots away.
I was very upset by this.
I huffed.
I puffed.
I nipped.
I pooped on mommy.
That terrible mommy made me take a footbath.
Terrible!
So now, I will run away.
That will make mommy sorry.
She says she loves me, but she takes away my poop and makes me get in water.
She must be lying.
I am so upset.
Sincerely, Bella Stormrider Hufflepuff
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Old 06-03-2014, 10:35 PM United States
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Sorry gorgeous - I have to side with mom on this one.
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Old 06-04-2014, 03:11 AM New Zealand
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awww, life is just sooooo unfair!!
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Old 06-04-2014, 06:38 PM United States
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Oh no! How could she steal your poopboots? Your mom is, like, so mean!
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Old 06-04-2014, 08:40 PM United States
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So I read this out loud with no preamble whatsoever to my Other Half, who is a bit of a germaphobe.

The shock when we got to line 3? PRICELESS.
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Old 06-04-2014, 08:49 PM United States
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Dear World,
I thought very hard about what everyone said.
And I decided I would not run away.
At least not yet.
I'm not sure how to get out of my cage when mommy's not looking.
Also, I can't figure out how to bring my wheel and my hat with me.
I decided to have a good long sit in mommy's arms tonight.
Maybe she's not so bad.
But if she goes after my poopboots again... Huff!!!
Sincerely,
Bella Stormrider Hufflepuff
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